4 27 26 Show - Unicycle Granny, Fancy Lobster & Florida Gator Chaos

On this episode of DaWack in Da Morning, DaWack dives headfirst into another pile of weird, wild, and wonderfully stupid news from the past couple of days.

We’re talking about:

• A loose Florida alligator turning a parking lot into Jurassic Valet
• A 1-in-50-million split-color lobster showing off like the Beyoncé of shellfish
• A Michigan guy winning $500,000 from a birthday lottery ticket from his sister
• The legendary “Unicycle Granny” still rolling strong at 69
• Three baby rabbits accidentally booking themselves a trip to a North Sea oil rig
• Authorities in North Carolina searching for a “really big pig”
• And a Maryland lottery ticket with more plot twists than a daytime soap

It’s the kind of episode that proves once again the planet is unsupervised, the animals are doing whatever they want, and normal news is for cowards.

DaWack in Da Morning — where the headlines are real, but they really shouldn’t be.