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Laziness Pays off Now

Friday, June 12, 2026

Get ready for another wildly wacky edition of DaWack in Da Morning as Zack Da Wack serves up a buffet of bizarre news, celebrity birthdays, music headlines, history, and completely unqualified horoscopes!

🌟 On Today's Show🎉 June 12th Holidays – DaWack Style

We're celebrating everything from National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and National Jerky Day to Superman Day, National Movie Night, and even Ghost in the Machine Day. If your computer crashes today, you officially have someone else to blame.

🎂 Celebrity Birthdays

Birthday shout-outs to:

• Jason Mewes (52)
• Robyn (47)
• Cody Bellinger (31)
• Jerami Grant (32)
• Hideki Matsui (52)

Plus, DaWack's signature birthday roast treatment for anyone brave enough to age publicly.

🌹 Gone But Not Forgotten

Remembering legends including:

• Gregory Peck
• Treat Williams
• Ruby Dee
• Jimmy Dorsey
• Janet Waldo
• Jerry West

A look back at the stars who took their final bow on June 12.

📚 This Day in History

Today we revisit:

• The signing of the Magna Carta
• The world's first drunk driving arrest
• Loving v. Virginia
• Indiana Jones' big-screen debut
• The arrival of the iPhone 3GS
• Plus several other moments that prove humanity has been winging it for centuries.

🎸 This Day in Music

Featuring:

• The Rolling Stones finding Satisfaction
• Queen's chart domination
• Elvis doing Elvis things
• Spotify beginning its takeover of music
• Plus the latest music headlines from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Lauryn Hill, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green and more.

📰 Stupid News & Shooting The Shit

This week's insanity includes:

• Airlines considering a "drunk passenger database"
• A wildfire survival bunker that costs more than some houses
• An AI-powered pigeon-sniping water gun turret
• Two golfers who hit back-to-back holes-in-one with odds of 156 million to 1

Because normal news is overrated.

🤯 Polls, Facts & Random Weirdness

Find out:

• How many people check their phones within five minutes of waking up
• Why camels actually originated in North America
• Whether you're secretly more attractive than you think
• And why dessert before dinner is apparently more common than you'd expect.

🏕️ Camping Nightmares & Kitchen Disasters

Learn why camping with kids is basically an endurance sport and discover the warning signs that you may not actually be a chef.

🔮 DaWack's Totally Unqualified Horriblescopes

The stars predict:

• Forgotten refrigerators
• Technology meltdowns
• Mystery shirt stains
• Wrong highway exits
• And a 100% chance that Friday is still awesome.

🎤 Quote of the Day

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

🦍 Final Thought

Whether you're dodging AI water guns, celebrating Superman Day, searching for your phone while talking on it, or blaming ghosts for your Wi-Fi problems, remember: it's Friday. That's all the good news most of us need.

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