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It’s Friday, and DaWack is back with another overloaded trainwreck of comedy, history, weird news, and absolute nonsense.
Today we celebrate Juneteenth, honoring freedom, history, and firing up the grill like our ancestors intended. We also recognize Garfield Day, because hating Mondays and eating lasagna is basically a lifestyle at this point. Add in National Martini Day, Flip-Flop Day, and Take Back the Lunch Break Day, and you’ve got yourself a full-blown Friday.
In birthdays, DaWack gives love (and roasts) to Salman Rushdie, Phylicia Rashad, Ann Wilson, Paula Abdul, Boris Johnson, Zoë Saldaña, Dirk Nowitzki, and Macklemore.
We remember the legends we lost, including James Gandolfini, Anton Yelchin, and the unforgettable Koko.
History gets weird with Juneteenth, the first fingerprint murder conviction, the first Nickelodeon, Baby Jessica, the first iPhone hype, and more. Plus in music history, DaWack dives into The Rolling Stones, Carole King, Wings, Ricky Martin, and Taylor Swift.
DaWack’s Totally Unqualified Horoscopes return with cosmic nonsense, emotional damage, and Bluetooth socks.
In Stupid News:
• Neighbors in L.A. are upset about an OnlyFans house next to a church (for totally understandable reasons… probably).
• Parents are tracking their adult kids like Amazon packages.
• A woman got busted doing 108 mph because she didn’t want to miss Love Island.
• A gut thermometer is coming, and somehow that’s horrifying.
• Dad jokes are now scientifically proven to build stronger family bonds.
Showbiz Buzz includes Tom Holland confirming his marriage to Zendaya, Corey Feldman hospitalized, and John Stamos opening up about heartbreak.
Music Notes feature Olivia Rodrigo, No Doubt, Bonnie Tyler, Bob Seger, Mick Jagger, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw.
Also:
• Repair Cafes saving wallets and landfills
• World Cup Uber discounts for heartbreak
• Luxury summer camps for future spies and stuntmen
• How to pick the perfect watermelon
• Weird facts, dad jokes, and workplace boredom signs
It’s history, music, laughs, weirdness, and a few fart sound effects... just another normal Friday.
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